Hey there, my name is Camper. I am pretty much always happy, if you can't tell by my face. I have a pretty cool life. I have a spouse named Tammie, we have been together for about two years. I met her at a concert, she was really pretty, until she vomited all the food she ate that day all over my shirt. I guess you could say it was love at first site, she puked all over my heart. Just kidding, I was grossed out and didn't talk to her, till I bumped into her later again that night, but that is a boring story. Anyways she is pretty cool, she worked at a gas station, you know the high life society. I currently work at the Ford Car company, pretty manly.
I don't have any children yet, those things are annoying. I feel like
they just sit there and have evil plots in their heads. Also Tammie
doesn't like kids either and wants to travel, whew dodged a bullet
there. Being an young adult I don't really have a life, in my past time I
kind of just spread out on the couch and play nonstop episodes of the
walking dead. I tell Tammie she reminds me of a zombie in the mornings
when she doesn't have any makeup on. For some reason she gets offended,
but honestly having a zombie for a spouse would be awesome. Never have
to listen to them talk about their problems, and when they do say
something its just a grunt, but she would always being trying to kill
me, which it seems like that's how every relationship is.
Also when I get bored I just stare off into space and smile at people, it creeps them out, especially when they catch me hiding in the bushes. Just kidding, I would never do that.. If I had a special talent I would have to say I am basically wolverine and hulk mixed I cant really get hurt. Which is awesome because when I offend people I can just smile at them while they punch me in the face. Face of Steel, I feel like that would be a name of a movie. I always wanted to be an actor but I can only show one emotion, I guess you could say I am the happy Kristen Stewart. My life is kind of boring, but I have a cool spouse and fun job to keep me occupied.
Also when I get bored I just stare off into space and smile at people, it creeps them out, especially when they catch me hiding in the bushes. Just kidding, I would never do that.. If I had a special talent I would have to say I am basically wolverine and hulk mixed I cant really get hurt. Which is awesome because when I offend people I can just smile at them while they punch me in the face. Face of Steel, I feel like that would be a name of a movie. I always wanted to be an actor but I can only show one emotion, I guess you could say I am the happy Kristen Stewart. My life is kind of boring, but I have a cool spouse and fun job to keep me occupied.
